A Tribute to Dr. Robert Simonson

Finals week is arriving soon and I have three finals. Macroeconomics, Microeconomics, and Calculus. When Macroeconomics is done I am going to miss Dr. Robert Simonson. I more than likely will not have him as a professor until my junior year. A full year without the preaching of how socialism is the root of all evil and watch him crusade against socialist agendas is going to be rough. His class is a glorious experience in which no one should miss out on. Some of my favorite quotes from his are "God damned Hilary Clinton can go and sit down and talk about her feelings with Oprah!", "Cause when your cool, the sun always shines...asswhole" or my favorite "Socialists are just Communists but they are pussies at it." -Dr. Robert Simonson, Professor of Economics, at Minnesota State University. I hope the next batch of students who go through that class take to heart what he has to say about economics and the free market. He knows his shit thoroughly, all we need to do is open our ears and listen to the rhythm.