Today is Tuesday, which means the best class in this natural world will convene at 11 to 1215 today. Dr. Robert Simonson will be lecturing about Macroeconomics and how Utopian Socialzes always find ways to screw the economy up so badley.
Remember this:
The government should change its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
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I'm glad you have found your calling. Didn't mean to offend with my last post. I agree that welfare is the worst thing that could happen in a capitalist society. Public aid should come with a price for those it serves. Unfortunately, I have seen hard working motivated individuals who just can't make ends meet. Welfare is not the answer, but those of us who live on Uncle Sam's dollar for other reasons need to be careful who we point fingers at.
Ah, I had Simonson last semester. Most definitely the funniest teacher I have ever met. He is incredibly smart as well. I don't think I quite agree with some of his views, but he is very persuasive.
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