Governments new emblem is a condom

Today is Tuesday, which means the best class in this natural world will convene at 11 to 1215 today. Dr. Robert Simonson will be lecturing about Macroeconomics and how Utopian Socialzes always find ways to screw the economy up so badley.
Remember this:
The government should change its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.

Capitalism: a beautiful thing

This morning I was up at the devasting time of 5:30 a.m. to start my day off with a little PT (physical training for you civilians). I am training for Ranger Challange which is held in October, yes we are training in January for an event held in October. The fun doesn't stop there, I have English, Calculus, and Macroeconomics to attend to today. Macroeconomics brightens up my day. Every time I walk into the classroom the notion that a socialist utopia exists goes right out the window. No more talk of the non-sense you hear from your sociology and/or cultural "diversity" professors who attempt to discuss Economics but fail miserably because they are weak pinko-commis who enjoy telling people that the white man is evil in all ways and we should be ashamed to be a white male. When I enter into the classroom of Dr. Robert Simonson I enter into the real world. I enter into the world of endless possibilities that Capitalism can bring us. Everytime I hear Dr. Simonson tear to sheds the notion of redistribution of wealth I am overcome with emotion of pure hardcore happiness. When the class is over I find myself yerning for more. To anyone needing to take a Macroeconomics, take Dr. Simonson.

Now remember everyone out there who works hard for their money, work harder because millions of people on welfare depend on you.